You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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