Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
people are starting to question the shark bite story
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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