oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
That was before I lit my hair on fire
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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