yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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