How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
