Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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