I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Do vagina's smell?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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