hell yes lets make some ravioli
I skipped work to stalk him.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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