he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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