Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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