Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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