when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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