yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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