I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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