there was a trapeze. enough said
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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