well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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