I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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