How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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