i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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