did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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