ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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