You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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