it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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