What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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