Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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