apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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