hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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