i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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