operation have a gay friend backfired
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You pole danced in your parka.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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