A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
my liver is dry heaving
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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