I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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