32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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