You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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