are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
pop tarts are not kleenex
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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