Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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