Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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