he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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