3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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