Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Still dying that you shit outside
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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