It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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