Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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