Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
