nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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