im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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