He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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