hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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