all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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