I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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