I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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