Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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