Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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