Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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